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Ronglish |
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Big Ron has a lot to say, but all the gold in the world couldn't persuade him to say it in English. No, Ron has no truck with the language of mortals. Instead he has toiled for years in the hot Marbella sun to construct a dialect all of his own. |
In association with the Royal Institute of Commentating, we present an invaluable service to aspiring co-commentators everywhere, a course in
Ronglish, the language of the gantry. |
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Spotters' Badge, Lollipop, Second Post
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| Lesson
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Early Doors, Full Gun, Little Eyebrows
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Amusement Arcade, Crowd Scene, Tell You What Click
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Installments, Buddy Holly, Wide Awake Club
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Classic Ron Quotes
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Constructing
a Ronglish
Superlative
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Watching Cartoons, Sound of the Trumpets, Reducers Click
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For fun, Curly finger, Playing from amnesia
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Double Tandem, Arrive, Change Ball
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Cheating Position, Easy Oasy, Gone Empty
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| Lesson
11 |
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Hollywood
Ball, In Captivity, Not
So Sure
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