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The Week in Guff: Charlie’s heavy breathing and a big week for irony

Plus another Merse Code classic from the vault.

Wenger in guff: gyrating furiously with the fourth official

The Arsenal gaffer has contributed generously to the language of football since his arrival in the Premier League.

Thanks for the memories, Jimmy

Larry Ryan pays tribute to Jimmy Magee and remembers some of his best lines.

Jimmy Magee on greatness, heroes and those pigeons of peace

A chat with the great Jimmy Magee from 2003, when he had just launched a video featuring his top 25 Greatest Sporting Memories. Part of the proceeds went to The 3TS (Turning The Tide Of Suicide). 

Chris Sutton can’t stand the heat, Neil Lennon goes to great lengths

The week in guff, also featuring Niall Quinn and Jamie Redknapp among the usual suspects.

Dunphy rages at morons and “fucking Morning Ireland” amid Messi backlash

Controversial pundit turns on RTÉ colleagues after Messi’s Clasico magic.

Has Jeff Stelling lost the run of himself altogether?

The Soccer Saturday host parked the bantz this weekend to demand Hartlepool United's manager step down.

Ray Hudson fires all the metaphors into the mixer for Messi’s winner

beIN Sports' Geordie marvel Ray Hudson went into overdrive for Leo Messi's last-ditch winner in the Clasico on Sunday night.

The Word of Hod becoming hard to follow

The Week in Guff: Is Glenn living in the future or the past?

The Week in Guff: Martin Keown takes the ‘word of the day’ honours

Thanks to Newstalk, we haven't been entirely deprived of Gilesy’s wisdom:

The fairytale in guff: Leicester’s rise in quotes

How the pundits called it for Leicester.

The week in guff: Merse is shocking on Leicester

Michael Owen takes the cautious approach in Europe.