A prediction: Alberto Aquilani’s Liverpool career in Eamo epithets:
A bengal lancer
Slimy. A slimeball and a wagon.
No brain. Brainless
Never be a player in a million years
Alonso was a real player.
This guy’s a Benitez player. A robot.
There are no good players in Serie A
This guy can play a bit Bill.
But hold on, the bar isn’t here. The bar is Henry Shefflin.. let me finish Bill.
This guy’s not a Benitez player. Look at that Bill. That’s real football. You can’t teach that. The little guys.. the street…
This guy’s a real player Bill.
But whatever you say about the lad…