Thierry Henry turning into Troy McClure
According to The Sun, Thierry Henry wants to knock down his home to build a four-storey fish-tank.
“The star has submitted proposals to knock down his eco-friendly home, which is just 13 years old, and replace it with a bigger one incorporating a four-storey aquarium.”
This, as we know, can only end badly.
Pat Rice: Thierry!? You said he was dead!
Arsene: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see…
Rice: Uh, Arsene, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
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