Our crack team of researchers have been on Google Books and found that Emily Pankhurst – a daft bird with ideas above her station, we hear – overtook Keysy in the literary  Zeitgeist  almost at the exact moment he and his wardrobe of pastel jackets rocked up to Sky Sports.

It was as if the old dear, though sadly deceased 64 years earlier, felt there was still a little work to be done.

Worse still, Keysy’s ironing has never been done quite right since.

Check out the full Keys-Pankhurst head-to-head.

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