With all the soul-searching and hand-wringing going on about England’s World Cup failure, the  quandary  over 4-4-2 versus 4-3-3 or even 4-2-3-1, isn’t it time the FA bit the bullet and finally fielded a Ronglish line-up?

………………….. 1 Mr Dependability

2 Solid Citizen 5 An Absolute Colossus 6 An Outhouse 3 Packhorse

……………4  Insurance Man….8 A Real Natural Dog

……….7 Jinker…. 10 Fantasy player… 11 A Flying Machine

………………………..9 Lone Ranger

Subs:

12. Someone You Can Hang Your Hat On

13. Amusement Arcade (Might just produce a magic moment, Clive)

14. Big Lighthouse (To knock a few fighting balls at)

15. A Little Ratter (When the Real Natural Dog tires)

16. A Boy Wonder (I just wonder, Clive)

17. A Horse

18. A Real Hammer Thrower (Shore things up?)

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