The fledgling language’s single most indispensable element. Complex Ronglish syntax rules state that \’tell you what’ must preface every exclamation, statement of fact, or off-the-cuff remark.
Be warned also that this landmark phrase can signal the beginning of an extended tirade of pure Ronglish.
Ron might say:
Tell you what, spotter’s badge for Beckham early doors, the boy Rooney’s given it the full gun, and there’s the big lighthouse sneaking in at the second post.
Mrs Ron might say:
Tell you what, that dress is a bit tasty Ron. Get your wallet out… and mind your back love.