Posts tagged as: Paul Merson

Still missing Big Ron – the Merse will never cut it

Still missing Big Ron – the Merse will never cut it

The World Cup just made special comedy guru Seamus Cassidy pine all the more for Big Ron.


Jim Beglin is smarter than the average ITV bear

Jim Beglin is smarter than the average ITV bear

All the latest nonsense in our World Cup guff update


Glenn Hoddle is doctor to the King

Glenn Hoddle is doctor to the King

Merse improves the Russ Abbott on Soccer Saturday.


Bobby Gould has a mare

Bobby Gould has a mare

Matt Holland’s capital punishment, the equivocal Dr Keegan and more


Jeff Stelling takes control of Merse’s finances

Jeff Stelling takes control of Merse’s finances

Nothing changes for Shay Given, Charlie Nicholas is a snake charmer.


Harkes finishes his thesis

Harkes finishes his thesis

Tony Cas heals Rooney but Richard Keys squeamish. Merse works on.


Paul Merson goes extra mile to sum up Chelsea

Paul Merson goes extra mile to sum up Chelsea

Alan Shearer knows his mind, big changes at St Andrews and David Phillips comes good.


Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers

Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers

Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more


Best quotes: Smudger puts world on JT alert

Best quotes: Smudger puts world on JT alert

Question time with Arshavin, Shreeves the copycat, Dunphy and Kamara differ.


Quotes of the week: Tyler sneaks Pool up the table

Quotes of the week: Tyler sneaks Pool up the table

Paul Merson makes Arsenal history, Eamon Dunphy makes Arsenal poverty history and much more


Quotes of the week: Thommo bursting point

Quotes of the week: Thommo bursting point

Ray Hudson cements status as mixed metaphor king.


Quotes of the week: Ray Stubbs stays calm

Quotes of the week: Ray Stubbs stays calm

Merse goes back to basics, Thommo paranoid, Geoff Shreeves gets tactical.


Modern Merse gains another devotee

Modern Merse gains another devotee

Phil Neville is capable, Eamonn Donohoe has a magnificent, Gilesy lost in space


Tony Cascarino heads the guff parade

Tony Cascarino heads the guff parade

All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily.


Stan Collymore kicks off the 2009 Guff 100

Stan Collymore kicks off the 2009 Guff 100

Paul Merson, Charlie Nicholas, Eamon Dunphy, Jimmy Magee, Chris Waddle and Alan Brazil all feature from 100 to 51.


Quotes of the week: Less is more for Phil Brown

Quotes of the week: Less is more for Phil Brown

Tony Cascarino helps Liverpool step up the moral crusade and lots more.


Big-hearted Kammy eats his words

Big-hearted Kammy eats his words

Russell Osman gets off to a strong start while Alan Hansen risks life and limb


Can Gilesy give no more?

Can Gilesy give no more?

Thommo’s one-track mind, Pullis happy ending and Merse revives the eighties


Paul Merson finds spare part at Eastlands

Man City get a free cock on the half-way line.


Quotes of the Week: Fulham earn corn for Kamara

Quotes of the Week: Fulham earn corn for Kamara

Curbs goes out on a limb, Merse sticks his neck out and Alan Parry gets out the magic sponge

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