Charlie Nicholas hides in West Ham showers
Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more
Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more
Question time with Arshavin, Shreeves the copycat, Dunphy and Kamara differ.
Paul Merson makes Arsenal history, Eamon Dunphy makes Arsenal poverty history and much more
Ray Hudson cements status as mixed metaphor king.
Merse goes back to basics, Thommo paranoid, Geoff Shreeves gets tactical.
Phil Neville is capable, Eamonn Donohoe has a magnificent, Gilesy lost in space
All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily.
Paul Merson, Charlie Nicholas, Eamon Dunphy, Jimmy Magee, Chris Waddle and Alan Brazil all feature from 100 to 51.
Tony Cascarino helps Liverpool step up the moral crusade and lots more.
Russell Osman gets off to a strong start while Alan Hansen risks life and limb
Thommo’s one-track mind, Pullis happy ending and Merse revives the eighties
Man City get a free cock on the half-way line.
Curbs goes out on a limb, Merse sticks his neck out and Alan Parry gets out the magic sponge
Paul Merson can’t be trusted with a tape measure, Greg Halford unveils Mick’s master plan and a Thierry Henry guff roundup.
Paul Merson unveils his seventies TV favourite and much more.
Joe Royle’s research, Paul Merson’s words to live by, Jamie Redknapp’s barking and more…
Time flies for Brucie,Villa strip, Alanis Hamilton, Shakira speaks
Racism against Brown Phil. Chelsea’s model pros. Keegan and Le Tiss turn it round.
Word of Hod, Kamara Chameleon, modern day Jamie and more