Still missing Big Ron – the Merse will never cut it
The World Cup just made special comedy guru Seamus Cassidy pine all the more for Big Ron.
The World Cup just made special comedy guru Seamus Cassidy pine all the more for Big Ron.
All the latest nonsense in our World Cup guff update
Merse improves the Russ Abbott on Soccer Saturday.
Matt Holland’s capital punishment, the equivocal Dr Keegan and more
Nothing changes for Shay Given, Charlie Nicholas is a snake charmer.
Tony Cas heals Rooney but Richard Keys squeamish. Merse works on.
Alan Shearer knows his mind, big changes at St Andrews and David Phillips comes good.
Jim Rosenthal makes balls of cup draw, Merse out in the cold and more
Question time with Arshavin, Shreeves the copycat, Dunphy and Kamara differ.
Paul Merson makes Arsenal history, Eamon Dunphy makes Arsenal poverty history and much more
Ray Hudson cements status as mixed metaphor king.
Merse goes back to basics, Thommo paranoid, Geoff Shreeves gets tactical.
Phil Neville is capable, Eamonn Donohoe has a magnificent, Gilesy lost in space
All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily.
Paul Merson, Charlie Nicholas, Eamon Dunphy, Jimmy Magee, Chris Waddle and Alan Brazil all feature from 100 to 51.
Tony Cascarino helps Liverpool step up the moral crusade and lots more.
Russell Osman gets off to a strong start while Alan Hansen risks life and limb
Thommo’s one-track mind, Pullis happy ending and Merse revives the eighties
Man City get a free cock on the half-way line.
Curbs goes out on a limb, Merse sticks his neck out and Alan Parry gets out the magic sponge