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		<title>Quite a spectacle from John Motson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 10:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Motty just made Football Focus, having spent Saturday morning rooting around in Dennis Taylor’s attic. Or was it Deirdre Barlow’s?]]></description>
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		<title>Motty and Lawro horrified by youngsters&#8217; violence</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can&#8217;t excuse that! Heh, heh, heh, tell you what, have you ever seen anything like it? Spotter&#8217;s Badge to  www.offthepost.info]]></description>
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		<title>Motty hits the high notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s John Motson&#8217;s magic falsetto from Chelsea-Spurs last Sunday]]></description>
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		<title>Big Pat loses his shape</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chef</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Big, big Jamie, Brown prepared, Gullit hasn’t forgiven Shearer yet. Before United-Everton, Pat “Isosceles” Dolan saw another side to the Toffees’ attacking options: “It’s the golden triangle, Felliani and Cahill.” THE NEW MASSIVE Forget your “top, top players”, Jamie dug deep yesterday to convey just how triffic a Newcastle-Sunderland clash really is: “It’s a big, big derby.” “It’s a big, big atmosphere.” “This would be a big, big result.” MASTERSTROKE After an intense week when he brought his tactics board and headset to every sunbed session, Phil Brown had worked out just the strategy for West Brom’s visit: “The game plan was to get ahead.” NEVER FORGET Do you think Ruud Gullit has put the feud with Alan Shearer behind him? “The most difficult part is to get the talent. They (Newcastle) had one spell with Ginola and Ferdinand also, these were really great players.” LITTLE BIT OF UNDERSTANDING Despite his initial shock at a rare West Ham sortie forward, Setanta’s Brian Little totally understood where Zola’s lads were coming from: “They’ve been trying to get a goal, which is fair.” DOWN IN INSTALLMENTS However, Brian has never quite mastered the art of tumbling: “It’s difficult to go down without using your arms.” HARD TASKMASTER Gareth Southgate’s reaction to the 2-0 defeat at Chelsea suggests it might be time he asked a little bit more from his players: “It’s disappointing, because defensively we done what we came here to do.”          MOTORING ON Bill Leslie found just the solution for Harry Redknapp’s toxic emissions: &#8220;Jamie O&#8217;Hara came on at half time and was the catalytic converter for a Spurs comeback.&#8221; PLAYING FOR A MOVE? Brighton gaffer Micky Adams was delighted with his side’s effort in the 0-0 draw with Leicester: &#8220;We asked all the players to show a bit of pride in the jersey and I think they showed that tonight.&#8221; The only problem? A clash of colours meant the Seagulls were wearing Leicester’s away kit. WINNING THE BLAME GAME Falkirk manager John Hughes is certainly not a man to look for scapegoats: “In the end we lost a bad third goal because of an individual error by the goalkeeper but I&#8217;m not going to point the finger of blame at anyone for that.&#8221; BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY It was a crazy, crazy week for poor old Rafa: &#8220;It&#8217;s not easy when you have someone tackling you every single time&#8221; SNOOKER LOOPY During the recent UK Championship, John Motson couldn’t help noticing how the top (top) players invariably stepped back for a lengthy run-up every time they faced a black off its spot: “A bit like a snooker player here, Downing’s having a good look at it.” OOOH OO OO OOOH Eagle-eyed Paul Merson reckons Stevie Me can call Pool’s tune: &#8220;Gerrard can change the game in a New York minute,&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Kev drives on and other stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More England keeper trouble, six minute Fergie cries foul, Lawro danger in the workplace and more&#8230; GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION With the miracles slow in coming, destiny might not be so kind to the Geordie Messiah. But with everyone else letting him down, at least Kev retains faith in the coach driver; “We’re still in charge of our own destination.” BLINDING SAVE So England fans thought they had it tough with Paul Robinson. Just wait until Barry Fry gets his way and Norwich’s Joe Lewis is in goal; &#8220;He will play for England Under-21s with his eyes closed.&#8221; MISSING THE POINT A cautionary tale from Oakwell for anyone tempted to give Lawro a job in Health &#38; Safety; Motty: “The referee tells him he has to change his shirt if there’s blood on it.” Lawro: “What, even if it’s red? Can you explain that to me?” SPEAKING MERSE On Philippe Senderos: “I always think, bang, he does something out of the extraordinary.” On United’s cup exit: “Portsmouth got the run of the green.” WRONG IN EVERY SENSE “In a word, who’s going to win this one?” Derek Whyte: “Newcastle United.” THE SHORTEST GAME Lord Ferg bemoans the six-minute match gone wrong; “I think the game was decided when Ronaldo’s penalty was refused.” BEST LORD FERG IMPRESSION Ray Hudson during Atlético Madrid-Barcelona; “It&#8217;s onside, linesman, keep your flag down. Your village is missing their idiot.” FISH NOR FOUL Mark Hateley on the Scottish title chase; &#8220;Last year&#8217;s race was a bit of a damp squid.&#8221; Read more of the weekend’s guff in the Champions pullout in today’s Irish Examiner]]></description>
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		<title>Kenny with kiss of life for Liverpool?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Could Kenny Cunningham happened across the life-saving intervention that will kickstart the Rafalution? “Aston Villa are breathing down their throats.” There was a now-rare moment of clarity from Motty during Liverpool’s Upton Park reverse midweek: &#8220;Liverpool had two players running on to that, three if you count Dirk Kuyt.&#8221; And Keggy is doing all he can to boost the morale of his goal-shy strikers: &#8220;If you look at Adebayor, what I would say to Shola Ameobi is; “He is a similar size to you. Has he got more ability than you? Well, it would look so at the moment.&#8221; Read all the weekend&#8217;s guff in today&#8217;s Champions supplement in the Irish Examiner]]></description>
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		<title>Keggy talk of the toon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A seismic week for British culture. The yin and yang, the rough with the smooth, it’s swings and roundabouts, innit? Out goes Vera Duckworth, and back strides King Kev. What&#8217;s the reaction been like? Big Sam hasn’t taken things well: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to comment on who or what will take over my job at Newcastle.&#8221; Ronnie Whelan, as we’ve quickly come to realise during his fledgling punditry career, is never satisfied: “The owner has said he has a bottomless pit of money to get this club into shape. I think he might need a little bit more than that.” Peter Collins had Kev burned at the stake after one dodgy result. Luckily &#8230; “&#8230; the messiah failed to ignite.” Prophet Motty delivered sage words we might be hearing again before very long: “I think he believed he’d taken the soccer circus project as far as he could.” And Phil Thommo, as always, was toeing the party line: “He mightn’t have watched live games. But I think he’ll have watched football highlights, Football First and everything.” Read all the weekend&#8217;s guff in the Champions supplement in today&#8217;s Irish Examiner]]></description>
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