Marvellous Magee monkeys around in guff onslaught
Jimmy blooms for Nigeria-Greece to break all-known World Cup guff records.
Jimmy blooms for Nigeria-Greece to break all-known World Cup guff records.
All the best quotes of the year from 50 down to number 1. Jimmy Magee and Paul Merson feature heavily.
Paul Merson can’t be trusted with a tape measure, Greg Halford unveils Mick’s master plan and a Thierry Henry guff roundup.
No losers for Jeff, Sbragia cut open, Silvestre’s mickey and David Brady sets GAA guff standard.
A moment of magic from Jimmy as Tim Howard held onto a Martin Petrov effort: “No sign of a spill. No jam down the side of the pot there.” Credit where it’s due to Paul Jewell’s Five Live verdict on Big Sam: “He will take his sacking on the chins.” But no marks for the [...]
What a festive season its been for Jimmy Magee. We’ve enjoyed the full repertoire.
After leaving in seven at Goodison, the Black Cats record signing suffered the ultimate sanction at Keano’s hands: “Craig Gordon has been fingered and dropped.” Harsh but fair. And Jim had his own cruel verdict for Kenwyn Jones and his clumsy brand of profligacy: “Ahh, denied by the upright. Or maybe he denied himself.” Perched [...]
Louis Saha’s winner for United on Saturday was a real tear-jerker for Jimmy Magee – a moving tale of one man’s ascension from the most ignominious of beginnings to ultimate triumph at the Theatre of Dreams: “The man who was born in Paris, France is now the hero.”
Football Focus on Saturday provided the clearest evidence yet what damage a lifetime of heading the ball can do to the brain. According to Martin Keown, this is… “… the strongest Everton squad you can ever remember.” Tell that to Big Nev.