Narrowing it down with Eamon Dunphy

An ongoing series; “If you backed Portugal, you can take your betting slip and tear it up.” “I would cross the French off the list of possible winners Bill.” “I wouldn’t put either Italy or Holland up there as contenders to win the tournament.”  Read More →

Ireland’s brightest daily will be chuffed

Has Eamo forgotten his other paymasters?  Read More »  Read More →

Big Cup guff update

Eamo’s sharpest u-turn and other stories…..  Read More »  Read More →

The Ronaldo fatwa over - Dunphy’s finest u-turn yet

Sadly it was Ireland’s Brightest Daily and not Billo that was treated to the inevitable Eamo climb-down on the “puffball” who “would never be a player as long as he had a hole in his arse.” Some of the shocking confession from yesterday’s Star:  Read More »  Read More →

Merse ploughs on as Eamo turns again

Handsome new addition to Merse’s fledgling lingo: “Pizarro’s tried to be greedy and he’s done the Sunday roast. Goal kick.” Liverpool would never have trouble qualifying if Ray Houghton was in charge. “Last three games of the group, 15 points, absolutely fantastic.” You were wondering why Sky’s Rob Palmer never really gets the big gigs? “Tuncay’s goal was something special, something you can’t really negate...  Read More »

Eamon Dunphy not mad keen on Terry Venables any more shocker

Just one extract from a highly entertaining barney between Dunphy and Gilesy over the possibility of El Tel getting the Ireland job. Eamo’s primary concern is the slim prospect of Tel coming “over here to little Paddyland and not embarrassing us?”  Read More »  Read More →

Apropos of nothing

Following the first leg of Liverpool - Barcelona in the Big Cup last season, Eamo told us that “Ronan O’Gara and Brian O’Driscoll, these guys are up there. These guys set the bar for sport in the modern age and Ronaldinho doesn’t measure up.”  Read More →

Would you let Eamon Dunphy drive the train to Cork?

For those of you that missed it, the night’s comi-tragedy in a nutshell.  Read More »  Read More →

Dunphy after Barcelona - Liverpool

I’ve made up my mind about Benitez tonight.Gerard - found out tonight. Nothing player!  Read More »  Read More →

Dunphy’s Roy Keane rant

The classic Eamon rant on Keano. He’s a gentleman. He’s a class act. He’s a rebel. And he stands up to bullies. You have to tell Youtube you’re over 18 to watch it, such is the “adult” nature of the contents.  Read More →