Alex Ferguson is a miracle worker

Donal Hanks believes United are flattering to decieve… but in a good way.

Furious Fergie refuses to speak to self

Manchester United’s preparations for Sunday’s top-of-the-table clash with Arsenal have been left in turmoil after Alex Ferguson slapped a training ground ban on himself and vowed never to speak to himself again.

Fergie, the etymologically challenged man

Will someone please buy Fergie a dictionary. As we all know he has no concept of time – in his world there is real time that we all use, and Fergietime, which is rather vague and elastic, and which lasts for as long as he says it does. Now it seems he’s not too sure [...]

Managers Say the Funniest Things

Phone-ins and commentary shows were dominated by one main story this weekend: yet another bizarre outburst by that cheeky wag, Sir Alex Ferguson. Come on, he’s saying these things for a laugh, surely. In what can only be described as a blatant incident of the pot calling the kettle black, Ferguson launched an irrational (and [...]

Fergie and Big Sam gang up on Rafa

Ronaldo leading Rooney astray?

Kev drives on and other stories

More England keeper trouble, six minute Fergie cries foul, Lawro danger in the workplace and more…

Shades of ’92 as Fergie getting worried?

“Gracious Ferguson” was the popular verdict on Saturday after Sir Alex conceded that United were “beaten by the better team” at Upton Park. But did anyone detect shades of the famous 1992 tantrum when Fergie famously described the effort the Hammers put into beating United as “obscene”? “Most teams are motivated against us anyway… ” [...]