Brown Phil’s over the shoulder number

By Danger Here | Quotes 2009-2010
Lovely Phil Brown

Lovely Phil Brown


Words almost fail us.

Did Phil Brown arrive in the Goals on Sunday sporting a pink jumper carefully draped over his perma-tanned shoulders because:

a) he’d been whisked directly from a Michael Guiney’s summer collection photoshoot – in 1995

b) he’s blind and someone put it there for a cheap laugh at his expense – this conveniently explains a whole host of other issues, not excluding the headset, the mystery spitting, the goatee, the aforementioned perma-tan and much, much more

c) he is – despite quite stiff competition – football’s biggest ever penis


Style status cemented, the Browner went on to tell us just how close he came to signing Little Mickey Goals.

“We had a conversation with Michael Owen with regards to a meeting.”


To be fair to Phil, there was a brief flash of good taste as he showed himself a fan of this old Dangerhere feature.

“Kammy will tell you. You like to have a group of chameleons.”


Kammy, however, has forgotten absolutely everything that’s gone before.

“The one thing you don’t do against Stoke is lose goals from set plays.”

We would have thought that’s about the only thing you might do.


As we know, a day is a long time in football. Especially for Glenn Hoddle:

“Bassong was outstanding. He and Ledley King look like they’ve played there all season.”

Meanwhile, a lifetime flew by for Andy Gray in just 90 minutes:

“That’s the easiest decision Phil Dowd will ever make today.”


Jamie took time out from singing the praise of “me dad” to wrestle football out of the history books:

“The game now is full of modern day athletes.”

Before delivering the incisive analysis we’ve come to expect:

“Man United will be there or thereabouts. It’s an absolute fact.”

“If Liverpool get off to a good start, there’s no reason why they can’t be there or thereabouts.”


Big Sam is absolutely certain he’s not been in touch with anyone from Spurs:

“As far as I am concerned there has been no contact with Tottenham – and I know that as I spoke to Harry Redknapp.”


Welcome back Peter Reid – it’s not been the same without you:

“Everton tried to out-physical them.”


David Beckham’s red card for the Galaxy brought an unusual verdict from Bruce Arena:

“When you throw yourself into that kind of tackle there’s a chance you’re going to get sent off. He’s been in enough rodeos to know that.”

And a less unexpected reaction from the Yoo Ess “announcer”:

“Straight red booking for David Beckham”


The Merse is back and as economical with the facts as ever:

“Fabian Delph has dominated at Championship level.”

Of course Merse was using the less common definition of dominated i.e: played one game in.


Carlton “The Weatherman” Cole wasn’t sure about the conditions on West Ham’s pre-season tour to China:

“It was very difficult for both teams – it was very humid. The air was really dry.”


Marty “The head doctor” Morrissey had the Limerick hurlers on his couch:

“Conceding three goals in the opening 17 minutes – that’s got to have a psychological effect.”

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13 Responses to Brown Phil’s over the shoulder number

  1. Mofo says:

    Phil Brown truely is a wally box, there are some interesting points made about him in the podcast above.

    Peace Out x

  2. Leave the man alone I think it’s refreshing to see a football manager ‘coming out’ on live T.V. !

  3. I GOT A CRAZY IDEA FOR U, DONT DO IT ” lmaooo !!!!!

  4. There is no specified definition of education have been found yet by the great educationist. Because education is a very wide term enrolling so many concepts and theories in it. People have also made many researches in order to specify the term of education but they have not succeed yet, as it is not an easy task.

  5. Phil Paine says:

    Haha! Love that quote from Carlton Cole about the weather! I bet he wasn't too good at Geography in school

  6. phil tipster says:

    lol just getting some of my mates to read this also

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