Final day guff

- Commentary Gabriel Egan-style as Cameron Jerome puts Birmingham 2-1 up; “Ahhh, who go, a ha, here we go.” Ray Wilkins ups the hype-ante on Sky;...

Career hope for Big Phil

- It’s around the time of year when youngsters everywhere are anxiously mulling over their futures, wondering just what line of work might eventually suit their...

The case of the missing fireplace

- As solved by Rio Ferdinand, and all the rest of the week’s guff. BRAVO RIO You can’t take your eyes off Man U players for...

Kev drives on and other stories

- More England keeper trouble, six minute Fergie cries foul, Lawro danger in the workplace and more… GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION With the miracles slow...

Big Cup guff update

- Eamo’s sharpest u-turn and other stories….. When Adebayor shook off his bemusement at little Theo’s accurate cross to knock in Arse’s second, delirious George was...

What Thommo said next this week

- Pick the bones out of this; “As we’ve seen with other clubs, it doesn’t necessarily mean you need good management on the footballing side, is...

What Thommo said next

- At the behest of Nicole Kidman, millions of ladies the world over are prodding a white Gameboy with a stick in a bid to improve...