Kamara Never Dies

Megalomaniac media mogul Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) seeks to complete his global communications empire by demolishing the BSkyB media conglomerate. Finding himself thwarted by the ratings-winning excitability of co-commentator/pundit Chris Kamara, he dispatches a team of assassins to dispose...

You’re Only Live Twice

In a rash move, MI6 boss "M" appoints Agent 0013 (Frank Stapleton) as the new anchor of Gillette Soccer Saturday, freeing up Agent 007 (Jeff Stelling) for expanded greyhound-related duties. But catastrophic levels of dourness, glumness and negativity, combined...

NewsTalk Guff Frenzy as Chicken League Egg Explodes

Prestige DangerHere loan signing Paul Doyle finds Sweet FA sense in the NewsTalk 106 gantry