We have known, for a while, that the good people of England have little or no interest left in football.
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Day 5: Recall Pete's 'Goal for all Africa' at the last World Cup. Has he out-patronised himself for Poland's equaliser?
England struggle manfully to keep a lid on expectations.
Fancy flicks break down when they reach Keano.
Alan Shearer goes minimalist for Euro 2012.
"Not enough commentators immortalised on flags, in my opinion,” says BBC's former TV3 man Conor Mcnamara.
And all the other guff from Day Two at the Euros.