Dunphy slams Hansen, Shearer and Lineker

Eamo implicates the Beeb trio in his Ronaldo fatwa. "You have to wonder about these clowns."

Dunphy after Barcelona – Liverpool

I've made up my mind about Benitez tonight.Gerard - found out tonight. Nothing player! Notable also for some nice backtracking from Brady as Billo tried to corner him: "You said at half time that you thought Benitez got his tactics right." "I...

Dunphy’s Roy Keane rant

The classic Eamon rant on Keano.  He's a  gentleman. He's a class act. He's a rebel. And he stands up to bullies. You have to tell Youtube you're over 18 to watch it, such is the "adult" nature of...

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Chris Brass

Bury's Chris Brass v Darlington

Installments

Fast-moving Ron is particularly skeptical of the beautiful game's less lively protagonists. The poet of the gantry has a host of barbed dismissals in his locker, but "in installments" is reserved for displays of ground-breaking slowness. "Installments" has become extremely popular...

Little Eyebrows

The rich visual content of the Ronglish vocabulary is showcased with this delightful description of a glancing backward header. Often used in conjunction with 'second post'. While much of Ron's language spread quickly throughout the football world, this key phrase...

Full Gun

Ron's gangsta tendencies come to the fore with this succinct description of a powerful shot. Curiously, this is normally used only when, despite the fullness of the gun, the brave custodian manages to thwart the violent assault on goal. Ron...

Darren Frehill

The ladies demanded it and we've obliged. A chat with commentator, Darren Frehill

Get an atlas

A tribute to football's geographically challenged: 10. "Costacurta, the Portuguese international... Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international..." Trevor Welch 9. "Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there." Radio 2 newsreader 8. "Romania are more Portuguese than German." Barry Venison 7. "The Belgians will play like...