Geordie Poll
Which Newcastle passport situation do you think will end in tears?

Cordone
Argentinian with an Italian passport
Solano - Peruvian with a Greek passport
Bassedas - Argentinian with an Italian passport
Gavilan - Paraguayan with a Spanish passport
Barton - Woman with a man's passport


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Capital Punishment alive and well in the Toon

It wasn’t too long ago that I was sitting at the window in Rosie’s Bar in the Gallowgate, beside St. James’ Park. My eye was fixed on the clock in the corner. One minute the clock said 8p.m. and within a matter of seconds, it was back to 11a.m. Yes, the clock’s hands fly around the wrong way at a speed quicker than Mickey Quinn over a yard, well almost. Since the Guinness in Rosie’s is about the best you’ll get in the Toon, I decided that I’d see if the clock would bring me back the required four or five years to the glory days of, “I’d love it if we beat them”.

Typically, like the season so far, it built me up just to knock me back down again. I forgot that it was Sunday and the bar shut at half past ten on the dot. Suddenly, the clock stopped going backwards and I was asked to leave. And judging by my calculations I was nowhere even close to the Keegan era, in fact I was back smack bang in the middle of the Dreaded One’s rein. In fairness to the bar staff, having explained my plight, they got the smelling salts out and sent me on my way with a picture of Father Bobby to keep me company. Bobby has led the Renaissance, (and we still have a reserve team) so let’s build on what we have, and look forward to a bright future.

At the start of the season I’d have settled for mid-table obscurity and a win over the Mackems. Now it’s February and we’re three points away from the magic 40 points so at least we can start preparing for another season in the top flight. And as for the Mackems, roll on April 21. However, it’s just that the lads keep teasing us with away victories in Leeds and the like, which starts all that talk of Europe and a third place finish. But then……..then we go to London. Three years since we’ve won in the capital, not to mention the two FA Cup finals. At least the Charlton debacle was our last trip to London this season.

Last year the team went to the States for a pre-season tour, and this year there is talk about a trip to the Middle-East. However, I have a little suggestion that the Club may implement as maybe a pre-pre-season tour. Basically the tour will last as long as it takes to win a match. Here's the line up, Arsenal, Chelsea, Charlton, West Ham, Spurs, QPR, Wimbledon, Crystal Palace, Leyton Orient, Barnet……… get my drift!!!!!!

And if that doesn’t work Walford Town are available!!!!!!!!

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