Souey unimpressed with Thierry

- Jimmy taken with Italians, Ronnie helpful, Andy alarmed...

Quote of the tournament

- Different class from a perplexed Mister Magee at Italy-Romania “There were dozens of people coming in with hot-dogs, burgers and trays of beer. I thought...

Rare humility from Razor

- Ray Houghton must have had a few to commemorate Stuttgart; “I missed an incredible amount of chances. A lot of people will look back to...

Euro 2008 early guff round-up

- George marvels at Turk battling on with gurney strapped to leg “And Servet is having a large piece of medical equipment strapped to his left...

Looking on the bright side with Razor

- The rest of the human world are agog at Holland’s lightning break for goal number two and Geo van Bronckhorst’s miraculous reincarnation as a genious....

Narrowing it down with Eamon Dunphy

- An ongoing series; “If you backed Portugal, you can take your betting slip and tear it up.” “I would cross the French off the list...

Rare lack of practicality from Gilesy

- This tournament’s answer to “personal stereos and third-level education destroying the standard of international football”. Brady: “The games at five o’clock have been inferior.” Billo:...