10. Chris Iwelumo
Mitigation: Bit of pace on the cross. Got his feet mixed up. He’s Scottish.
9. Ronnie Rosenthal – the poster boy for the genre
Mitigation: Pound of bacon, lean back, as Lawro might say. Paul McGrath was within 20 yards.
8. Who is this blond bombshell?
Mitigation: His excitable pal put him off. Bit of a bobble.
7. LDQ of Equador’s Mr Profligate
Mitigation: Rush of blood. Thought he’d be penalised for foot up anyway?
6. The livewire
5. Hong Kong’s finest
Mitigation: Was only in town on a stopover to Oz?
4. That’s casual
Mitigation: Seems to be in Norn Iron
3. Our friend Kamara
Mitigation: Related to Kammy? At least he got it in the goal.
2. Ilija SivonjiÄ‡
Mitigation: Those boots?
1. Rocky Baptiste
Mitigation: Can’t help you Rocky.