Jamie the perfectionist

Published On May 14, 2011 | By Danger Here | Quotes 2010-2011


Before the title decider, Jamie Redknapp reached for the clouds:
“The perfect result for United today is a draw.”

THE VISIONARY
Ray Wilkins, meanwhile, knew exactly what to expect:
“I think it will be a game today.”

INJURY PRONE
At the Britannia, Alan McInally watched the away side misuse their Arsenal:
“They have, quite literally, shot themselves in the foot.”

THE ONE AND ONLY
In the reverse of Merse’s experiences at the bookies, what he gives Grant Holt with one hand, he quickly takes away with the other.
“He’s a Teddy Sherringham. Don’t get me wrong, Teddy Sherringham was a one off.”

LUCKY VEG
Kenny Cunningham on Charlie Adam’s let off:
“He got a big slice of the green.”

LEADER OF MEN
Avram Grant continues to inspire:
“I think I’m confident”

FATAL ATTRACTION
Brave Micky Quinn continues to risk life and limb by tuning into La Liga:
“Barcelona play football to die of.”

HEAD TO TOE
Quinn turned to Talksport when it became clear that a career in surgery wasn’t an option:
“He decapitated him at the kneecaps.”

DON’T CRY FOR ME
After a clash between Jack Rodwell and Pablo  Zabaleta at Goodison, it was evident the war aint over for Setanta’s David Fairclough:
“A Scouser against an Argentinian, I know who’d I’d back.”

BEATEN DOCKET
Has Talksport’s  Ian Abrahams blown the lid off a Scottish betting scam?
“Hamilton kept alive their hopes of relegation from the SPL.”

20-20 HINDSIGHT
Chris Waddle on Jermain Defoe: “He just never looks a goal threat to me any more.”
Two minutes later after Defoe has scored: “He’s so dangerous from that area.”

OTTO LEAVE HIM OUT
Selection dilemmas with the Merse. Should you play Scott Parker at 40 per cent fitness?
“Phew, 40 for me is not a lot. That’s running around like Herr Flick of Allo Allo.”

EARNING HIS CORN
Eamo’s replacement for United-Schalke may need to dig a little deeper next time out:
Billo: “Who do you think will win the final?”
Richie  Sadlier  ”We’ll have to wait and see.”
Silence.

DOWN WITH THE KIDS
Surprised by Fergie’s rotation for Schalke, Clive Tyldesley sampled LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem:
“Every day I’m shuffling.”

IN THE HOLE
Pat Dolan sees things you know:
“Look at the gap between Vieira.”

THE ICEMAN
Fox Sports caption further underlines Gareth Bale’s versatility:
“Honours:   2008 Curling Cup”

SNOOKERED
Perhaps the sporting gaffe of the century so far – whoever scripted the RTE News at One last Tuesday left poor Eileen Whelan tucked tight against the baulk cushion:
“John Higgins choked back the tears at the mention of his late father Alex Hurricane Higgins, the man who guided his career and died in February.”

DRIVEN MAD
And then there this from Martin Brundle that we accidentally picked up while watching traffic:
“Massa stays in tenth place, as does Barrichello.”

 

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