England now have
three fresh men, with
three fresh legs.
Jimmy Hill
 
         
 

 Total and utter control. Oh there's a loose one. Danger here.....

DangerHere Exclusive
Beglin Set For a Career in Cabaret
 

Jim accepts the acclaim of an adoring 
crowd after a rousing version of 
"A mother's love's a blessing".

We might like a good news story here at the Towers but we just love a great scoop. It gives us great pleasure, therefore, to exclusively reveal that the Jury Doyle Hotel Group have recruited Mr. Jim Beglin for the forthcoming season of their world famous Irish Cabaret. 

Mr Beglin, the former Liverpool and Ireland star was uncontactable this week, but we managed to catch up with Mr. Dick Bourke, General Manager of Jury's, Ballsbridge, home of the nation's greatest cabaret. Mr Bourke was in an ebullient mood over the Cabaret's latest coup. "The Foot and Mouth crisis might have had a deleterious effect on our Spring trade but with Beglin on board, Summer is set to be a scorcher" he beamed.
 
The Dangerhere staff are quietly bemused over Mr. Beglin's elevation from a football pundit to Cabaret crooner, but Dick Bourke was quick to inform us that performing is in Beglin's Waterford blood. Before a professional career in football beckoned, Jim's abiding passion was music and the vehicle for this interest was the family band, the Beglin Boys, a stylish group that enjoyed huge success on the back of the folk explosion which reached its zenith in the 1970's. The highlight of the group's year used to be their annual spot at the Christmas party for the workers in "the Glass." It was from the attendees at these legendary gigs that Jim received his performing moniker "Crystal Boy Beglin."

As an avid sports supporter, Bourke is well aware of Beglin's reputation. "Yes me and Jimmy go back a long way. I first met him when the "Pool" lads were stopping here on a pre-season friendly seventeen years ago at the height of the club's success, and we have been great pals ever since. Jimmy just loves Jurys and between the Dubliner Bar and the Coffee Dock he practically lives in the joint. He has also attends many functions in the hotel especially events like the "Jury's/Irish Independent Sports Star of the Week Award." 

Although I have been coaxing him for years, it's thrilling news that Jim has finally relented and agreed to join the troupe. Were always on the look out for a performer with plenty of style and charisma, the pazazz factor if you will, and Jim is just the man. He really was a perfect choice. The Cabaret is constantly evolving and we try to mirror the social and cultural changes taking place in the country in the show. Our core Cabaret customers, the Yanks, are a lot more clued in than they were, say, ten years ago. It's no longer possible to dress Noelie (Noel V. Ginnity) up in Leprechaun gear and expect them to be rolling in the aisles. Nowadays we are expected to work a lot harder than that. 

Jim represents the kind of successful, urbane and confident race that we have become. Its great to finally have a performer with a mid-Atlantic accent that everyone understands rather than one with some sent-up "Flatley-like Oirish" brogue that everyone sneers at. The days of patronising our audiences with that kind of rubbish are long gone. Thanks be to God."

In joining Jury's Cabaret, Beglin is following in the footsteps of some of the country's finest entertainers including such luminaries as Ray McAnally, Tony Lynch and Bertie Le Bas, one of Ireland's most celebrated magicians. Mr Bourke is extremely proud of the fact that Jury's Irish Cabaret features the country's top artists and has entertained nearly 3 million people at its home in Ballsbridge. The Cabaret features a cast of twenty people presenting the traditional song, dance, music and comedy of Ireland.

The stellar line-up includes the country's most celebrated tenor, Tony Kenny and Ireland's "Master of Mirth," the great Joe Cuddy. Perhaps, the cast's most celebrated member is the
"Celtic King of Blarney" himself, Hal Roach. 

For a final encore, Jim invites on stage star guests, Gabby, Kirsty, 
and George.  

Roach, who was once described by the Los Angeles Times as "the funniest man in the World," is the longest serving member of group and like Beglin, also hails from the City on the Suir. Hal, in fact, has been putting Jim through his paces in preparation for his debut season. He was very complimentary of Jim's talents, which have been showcased at a number of recent cabaret performances in support of local charities. "Jim's powerful, expressive delivery, his dynamic stage presence, and his innate ability to draw the audience into a song, create a magical milieu at his live performances, with each and every show marked by laughter, tears, and thunderous applause."

The Beglin repertoire is apparently an eclectic mix of innumerable styles that is sure to hold the audience in rapt attention. As well as the standard Irish classics such as Raglan Road, Jim also pays tribute to a range of international artists. His set begins with the Josef Locke classic "Blaze Away" and concludes with the Nana Mouskouri number "Was in Athen Geschah." Apparently Beglin is overjoyed at the prospect of sharing the stage with the pantheon elite of Irish entertainment. We at Dangerhere have a sneaking suspicion that the Jury's crew will kind of feel honoured about sharing the stage with Jim. We wish the "Crystal Boy" the very best of luck in his new career and our delighted to award him a very exclusive but much deserved Spotter's Badge.