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including
Commentator
Wars Build Up
Ronglish Part 4
Gaffer - George's Paranoia
Evolution of Commentary
Leeds Sleuths Uncover Plot
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including
Look
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Ronglish Part 3
Gaffer - Peter's Internet Blunder
O'Leary's Disrepute Rap
Dream Team Round Up
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including
Big
Mick v Big Alf
Ronglish Part 2
Gaffer - Igor's Shame
Home Sweetner Home
Pudding Lane FC
Hard Man with Feet of Clay
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including
Ronglish
Part 1
Jagged Little George
Ansah the Question
Erique's Nightmare
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| Commentator
Wars Exclusive |
| Big
Ron Crashes Out in First Phase Shocker! |
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first three Phase One bouts are over.
Des Cahill has emerged victorious
against RTE colleague Michael Lyster.
Trevor Welch has been soundly trounced
by Sky cheeky chappie Rodney
Marsh.
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But
the big story this week must be the
surprise defeat of Big Ron at the hands
of fellow Wars elder statesman John
Motson.
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week, the Wars mayhem continues.
All the previews are now ready,
so click
here. |
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click
here to soak up all the pre-tournament
hype. |
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| Guff
Special (continued) |
| Learn
to Speak Ronglish - Part 5 |
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A
thorough rummage through
our Ronglish reference
books has come up with
three lesser known, yet
equally useful, Ronglish
building blocks. To
complete your Ronglish
education,
Click
here |
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| Ask
the Gaffer |
| All
Your Football Problems Solved in
a Jiffy |
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week, the Gaffer fields a letter
from an Association mandarin who
has got on the wrong side of a
certain Roy. The Gaffer also
receives a psychic cry for help
from one Glenn Hoddle,
who's been having some doubts
about making the big move to
Spurs. Click here |
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| Dream
Team Angle |
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| Dream
Team Roundup |
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right, so we're a week behind in the Dream
Team Roundup, but at least we're doing it.
If you know of another site performing
this service, by all means go to it.
Otherwise, enjoy this account of the
episode first aired March 26, 2001. Click
here
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THIS
WEEK
The
King is reluctant to put out the welcome
mat for the "Flying
Pig". Click
here
Spurs Outlook has a word in
the ear of new manager Hoddle. Click
here
The Souse Nous celebrates the 'Pool's
demolition of Man Utd. Click here
ArmchairGooner calls the dogs off Robert
Pires. Click here
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| Anger |
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Another Thing: Lay
Off Babbsy |
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It's
about time Phil Babb was given a break.
He's not killed anybody or stolen
anybody's money. He's just turned from a
good footballer into a mediocre one.
Click here
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| Hoddle
to Hire Eileen |
Little
at Large |
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reveal that Glenn Hoddle is to replace
Pleaty with Eileen Drewery as Director
of Football at White Hart Lane.
Click
here |
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Mick
McCarthy has still not succeeded in
dispelling all the doubts Paul Little
has about him. Click
here |
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| lrwin's
Future Sparks Mystic Riot |
| Chaos
reigns at the Soothsay 2001
conference for mystic seers as riots follow
controversy over the future
career path of former Irish
international Denis Irwin.
Click
here |
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"I used to follie
Rovers all the time at
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with
Diamond John
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Ballydehob's
first diamond
geezer gives the
bookies what
for.
Diamond
John says:
With it being a quiet
week on the club front,
I reckon you can't look
past the DangerHere main
event Commentator
Wars for this week's
winning wager.
How about these for
starters!
Gray,
Giles Final 8/1
Giles is the holder, and
if he can get past an intriguing
first round clash with
Dunphy, could go all the
way again, while Gray
looks a cert to come out
of the easier half of
the draw. Worth a punt.
Shortest Bout
Gray - Moore 4/1
Generous
odds as this
looks a
mismatch. Gray
looks meaner
than ever and
Moore struggled
to overcome a
jaded Sinstadt in
the qualifiers.
Could be ugly.
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