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Cool,
calm and collected - that's Andy Townsend. Oh danger
here....
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He'll
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The
Gaffer's Photo Casebook
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Dear
Gaffer
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A
couple of weeks ago, if
you'd told me I'd be
writing this letter now,
I'd have laughed at you.
Back then, the team was in
big trouble. We couldn't
score goals... we looked
ordinary... we looked like
we didn't deserve to get
into Europe, never mind
win the League.
Now,
it's all different. We've
put in a couple of good
performances, scored a
hatful, and seen big Emile
find his form again.
Things are looking good.
Wouldn't
you know it, now that I'm
on a roll, the Boss is
about to make a comeback
from his sickbed.
"I'll be back"
he said last week at the
Scouser of the Year
Awards.
I
reckon the fans want me to
stay, Gaffer. Have you any
idea how I can rig it so
that the Boss doesn't come
back?
Tommo
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Tommo's
Anfield Agony...
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GERARD IS
GETTING STIR-CRAZY AT HOME
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MEANWHILE,
TOMMO IS ENJOYING BEING BOSS...
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...UNTIL
THINGS START TO GO WRONG
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BUT THEN
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Tommo, I'll
pretend I never got this letter. What you are just after putting to
me, sunshine, is incitement to commit murder, which is a crime. By
rights, I should grass on you to the fuzz and see you put away for a
few years. Believe me, I do not make the
same mistake twice, whatever you might have heard to the contrary.
I left the world of the professional hitman
behind me long ago, and don't you forget it! Besides,
me ball and chain Babs keeps me on a tight leash these days!
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