Ronbo managed for his life in the
Premiership trenches but is now an
outcast, shunned by society and
drifting from gantry to gantry
looking for work.
day, a corrupt FA official
imprisons Ronbo in Lancaster Gate
on trumped up disrepute charges.
Ronbo's spell in the nick is not a
happy one and a forced dejewelling
gives him flashbacks to his
horrific experiences in a
post-match bath at VIlla.
Luckily, Ronbo escapes early doors
and plots his revenge against
footballing society. Giving it the
full gun for fun if you like,
Ronbo sticks a series of reducers
into a crowd scene of overzealous
FA compliance officers, who
quickly go down like Buddy Holly
as Ronbo goes to the sound of the
As the largest manager-hunt in the
history of the game fails to snare
the tanned escapee, FA spokesman
Adam Crozier is heard to reflect,
"We aint huntin Ronbo, he's
huntin' us". Eventually
Crozier and his men join the Wide
Awake Club and arrive in
installments for a spectacular
standoff with the muck and nettles
now playing from amnesia, Ronbo
faces his toughest test. Can he
notch once more to put it to the bed?
Find out soon at an amusement arcade
Full Gunishment picture by
designer, Jim Norris.
Email Jim at email@example.com
Accompanying guff by Larry