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This week: Rondoms

As we all know, Big Ron has been around the block a few times. That's as it should be, for what woman could resist a man of such suave, debonair je-ne-sais-quoi-ness, not to mention such flawless taste in gold jewellry?

But as Ron well knows, when you are popular with the ladies, you need to take certain... precautions.

That's why Ron, in association with the scientists at DangerHere Labs, has developed a new brand of prophylactic for the man who's almost too virile for his own good - Rondoms.


Three sizes are available: Extra Large, Gi-normous, and Ron.

Price: 21.99 each.

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