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I spent four indifferent years at Goodison, but they were great years

Martin Hodge

Who is the Greatest Ron?

With the Golden George trophy safely mounted on Mr. Hamilton's mantelpiece, Jody Fitzpatrick turns his attention to the quest for the
Greatest Ron of our time.

The Red BaRON
Manfred von Richthofen - Sportsman and hunter. The scourge of some of Blighty’s bravest in WW1, who had a soft spot for Leicester City or so we’re told. Pity this top striker isn’t around today to give Ade Akinbiyi some tips on improving his strike rate.

Juan Sebastian VeRON
He might be worth £28.1million, but is Veron, or Seba as he prefers to be known, worthy of pole position on the RON grid.

RONald Reagan
The former head “Cowboy of the Western World” who can still hold his own in any democratic election. So make sure that “This one’s for the Gipper.”

RONnie Kray
Lovable East End ponce and once upon a time chum of the Gaffer’s missus, the delectable Babs Windsor.

RONald MacDonald
Let’s be honest we’d all like to beat the living s**t out of this p***k. Annoying ginger haired tosser who bares an uncanny resemblance to that other ginger haired tosser, Chris Evans, who’s also deserving of a good few slaps.

RONnie Corbett
Everyones favourite funnyman. The Jock without the Achh.

RONnie Kovic
Born on the Fourth of July’s Ronnie Kovic is currently in negotiations with Dangerhere for the position of Global Brand Manager. Ronnie has assured us that his “Love it or leave it” marketing slogan is sure to both pull and loose punters. In what proportions he’s not prepared to say.

RONnie Delaney
Irish Olympic gold medal winner for the 1500m in Melbourne. Never fails to impress the Irish sporting public with that winning smile and stunning style. Gift Ronnie the Gold.

RON Manager
“Jumpers for goalposts ?? last goalie?? Enduring image, isn't it, hmm? Association football? English national game! 1966... there's people on the pitch... they think it's all over - it is now! Haw! Little Alan Ball? Childish in mid-field, hmm? High-pitched voice? Ginge? Bobby Moore, holding it aloft. You know. Marvellous. “ Need we say more.

RONaldsway Airport
The Worlds busiest international airport situated near beautiful downtown Douglas in the has-been holiday resort that is the Isle of Man.

Big RON Atkinson
Tell you what, this Professor of Ronglish at the Royal Institute of Commentating needs no introduction on this site. Get on the poll early doors and give RON the full gun.

RONnie Whelan
The former Home Farm and oh yeah, Liverpool great who will always be remembered for that dipping volley from 35 yards in Euro 88 against them godless Russian Commies.

CameRON Diaz
There’s something about the cutest Californian of them all that should put her in strong contention for the order of the Great Ron.