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Ronglish
Update
Ron's
License Revoked in Institute Shocker. |
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Don't
say you weren't worried about Ron.
He's gone quiet lately, hasn't he?
When's the last time anyone's been
awarded a spotter's badge for
instance?
However, old Bojangles hasn't
simply lost his enthusiasm for the
fray. No, finger on the pulse as
always, DangerHere can exclusively
reveal the real reason for Ron's
recent reticence. In an incredible
twist, the language's founding
father has had his license to
practice Ronglish revoked by the Royal
Institute of Commentating.
Unbelievably, Ron fell victim to
the Institute's new get-tough
policy, designed to weed out rogue
Ronglish practitioners like Andy
Gray. And somewhat worryingly, the
big man seemed to lay the blame at
DangerHere's door after he failed
what should have been a straightforward
renewal examination.
"Tell you what", said
Ron, " I blame those
amusement arcades at that danger
web thingy. I've gone in, given
the exam the full gun early doors,
and they've failed me on the 'Buddy
Holly'.
Unbelievable."
While the official Ronglish
text -as published by
DangerHere - refers to the Buddy
Holly as a sharp fall to earth in
the manner of the late
entertainer, it appears that
revisionist Institute teachings
have another view. In his
latest thesis on the growing
language, The Institute's Dean of
Guffology deigned that the 'Buddy
Holly', rather disappointingly,
instead referred simply to a
volley. And therein lies the root
of Ron's downfall.
However, in a grand gesture,
DangerHere has delved into the
company coffers - already
stretched by the construction of a
temporary national stadium in the
Towers lawns - to fully fund Ron's
immediate appeal to the Ronglish
Examination Board.
And as the Buddygate investigation
continues, it's possible that
heads may roll at the Towers
themselves. DangerHere deadweight
Phil "The Schoolboy"
Murray is thought to be most at
risk as web site bigwigs
investigate the source of the
fiasco.
Cert or no, Ron presses on. Click
here.
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