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It has
oft been claimed over the past few
years that "Fab" Barthez,
Man U's Gallic goaltender, is the
greatest keeper in the
world.
We
at DangerHere got to wondering
what makes Barthez so special.
United's encounter last Wednesday
against Deportivo at Old Trafford
provided us with a clue.
Where
Barthez differs from other keepers
is in his capacity to run past the
ball as though it wasn't there,
colliding with one of his own
defenders in the process,
providing the opposition with
access to an empty net.
Exhaustive
research indicates that almost no
other keeper has ever managed such
a feat. To do so twice in one game
really is something special.
How,
you may ask, can I emulate Fabien
Barthez?
Easy.
Just get yourself a pair of the
latest product from DangerHere
Industries: Fabien Barthez
spectacles.
Their
special inch-thick,
super-distorted perspex lenses
will have you running past things
and bumping into people in no time
flat!
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