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This week's featured item: 
World Cup 2002 Special Fast Food Offer
Here at DangerHere Towers, we reckon Ireland are a dead cert to qualify for World Cup 2002 in Japan and Korea. But we know the average football punter won't fancy the local nosh (mainly roasted dog and raw fish, or so we're told). 

That's why we've come up with the ultimate World Cup tie-in - the Big Mc and Chippys. Never mind your McDonalds and your Burger King. We know that what you'll really want to maintain that special patriotic feeling between matches is fast food that reminds you of two of Irish football's favourite sons (at time of going to press), Mick McCarthy and Liam Brady. 

Watch out for the DangerHere chip van outside the stadium on match day!

 

Likely price: 670,000 Yen