They've come out 
with all cylinders flying
Luther Blissett
 
        
 


 George Breaks Curse of DangerHere in Vintage Show

 

 

One man's virtuoso display lit up Lansdowne Road on Saturday. Surely one of the greatest performances in the history of Irish football. Sure, a few others didn't do badly either. That rough lad from Cork put in a few tackles and the fat character at the back inevitably shoved his arse in front of a shot or two. And hats off too to the lad they picked up at the labour exchange who knocked in that winner.

However, there could be only one Man of The Match from this one, - or "M.O.M." as Jim Beglin has taken to calling it - stand up (oh you are standing) maestro of the mic, lunatic of Lansdowne, gomaloon of the gantry, Mr George Hamilton.

George was up for it from the start. As he might say himself, scarcely minutes had elapsed when he conjured the most telling contribution of the day. And what a bold move it was. Traditionally "the danger here" has become something of a millstone round the neck - no, maybe even a gallstone in the kidney - of Irish football.

The template is familiar. George relaxes. Ireland in control. George feels the need to tell everyone how in control we are. Something goes awry. "Oh....danger here". You know the rest. Why then, did George assume Gary Kelly knew what he was doing when he stumbled away from Overmars just outside his own area. Why George, were you surprised when Kluivert instead ambled away toward goal with the ball? And for God's sake why, why, did the dreaded exclamation pass your lips?

And yet we got away with it. Grumpy Pat proved to be the "bottler" Eamo suggested and scuffed wide. The curse was broken. Though the "Oranje" did go on to make a bit of an effort for a while, you knew in your heart and soul twas already not their day. Rendered impotent by mad old George.

Buoyed by his early triumph, the little man went on to have the game of his life. 
And though he annoyed us as usual by writing off the Dutch challenge with a good 15 minutes left on the clock, why not tempt fate when you've already laughed in its face? 

In the end, George saw us through and no doubt repaired to the Berkley Court to accept the acclaim he deserved. Click here for the highlights of his performance.