On
a momentous day for Ireland,
George was on fire
throughout.
Here are some of the highlights.
The terms of engagement are
clear.
A few minutes in, Keano has
already stuck a
"reducer" into Overmars,
Kluivert and the lads aren't best
pleased and the tackles are
flying. George luvs it.
He
wasn't in control of his leap at
all.
George reckons Robbie's lack
of aerial dexterity is clear
evidence we should have a
spotter.
Oh my word, he did catch him.
George breaks off from his
complaining about Numan falling
down unnecessarily to notice the
replay capturing McAteer
delivering a tasty smack to the
Oranje forehead.
His
studs have come loose, or has he
changed his studs perhaps?
Perhaps a little too late,
George realises its a little
unlikely that all the studs on an
international footballer's boot
would loosen simultaneously
Mattie Holland's performance has been
one of anan...anon...anonam...anonymity
Mid-match, George finds time
to audition for a slot on TV3's
Sports Tonight
Overmars
showing that he too can develop a
foot of clay.
Midway through the first half,
George provides his first touch of
class
Holland
went in unfairly so its a free
kick to his namesake country.
George can scarcely conceal
his glee as he finally gets the
opportunity to unveil one he'd
clearly "prepared
earlier".
Glum
Oranges. In fact I think the fruit
their feelings are more akin to is
a lemon.
The grandstand performance's
coup de grace, George is beside
himself now as he spots a section
of dejected lowlanders.
We
could let them score one now and
they wouldn't have time to score
another.
George perhaps reveals why he
choose commentary above coaching
as he comes up with a novel way of
running down the clock.
DARE
WE BELIEVE
Injury time now and George is
roaring. "No we **%^$#
dare not" roar a million TV
viewers as Van Nistelrooy's header
drops inches wide.
George breaks the curse of
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