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It's the DangerHere
Superstore
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This
week's featured item:
Richard Dunne
Instant Mash |
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This
week in the DangerHere Superstore,
we showcase the meal that no
soccer-loving household can do
without - Richard Dunne's very own
instant mash formula.
Loaded
with the finest cream, butter,
salt, cheese, and a dozen other
high-triglyceride ingredients, Richard
Dunne Instant Mash promises to
give you the body of an
international central defender in
mere weeks.
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Simply
add Guinness, stir on a moderate
heat for two minutes, and voila!
Before you know it, you'll feel so
well-nourished that you'll start
to live life at your own pace.
You'll stop worrying about what
the boss, or your teammates, or
the national press have to say
about you. Nothing will matter
except when you'll get your next
nosh of Richard Dunne Instant
Mash.
Price:
£49.99 a packet. Place
your order
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