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This
week at DangerHere, we are very
proud to introduce to you, the
consumer, our first foray into the
world of electronic shopping. In
response to quite overwhelming
public demand, we have taken a
leaf out of the Amazon.com book
and established the DangerHere
superstore.
Peruse
at your leisure the items
presented below. Each of these
exclusive collector's items comes
with a full money-back guarantee.
Order now... stocks are limited.
Our
team of trained operatives are
standing by in the DangerHere
warehouse to ship your purchase to
you via priority post.
We
accept all major credit cards,
personal cheques and money orders
and cash. In certain circumstances
we may be willing to barter.
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1.
Dunphy/Giles bedroom slippers
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These beautiful limited edition
bedroom slippers in aquamarine are
emblazoned with the likenesses of
top RTE football pundits Eamon
Dunphy (right foot) and John Giles
(left foot). A must for all
Premiership fans.
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Price:
£99.99 Place your order
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2.
Autographed DangerHere football
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This
FIFA regulation football has been
autographed by every writer in
DangerHere Towers, including living
legends Paul Little and The Gaffer.
We have only three of these in
stock, so place your order promptly.
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Price:
£149.99 Place your order
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3.
"Billo" brand orange juice
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Ever wonder what type of orange
juice Bill O'Herlihy drinks while
presenting football coverage on RTE?
Well, now you know - it's his own
trademarked Billo-brand orange
juice, 78% pure from concentrate.
(Not suitable for vegetarians.)
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Price:
£69.99 for 1 litre. Place your
order
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4.
George Hamilton fashion tie
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As part
of his pre-match routine before any
major Irish soccer international,
the great George Hamilton likes to
don one of his specially-designed
George Hamilton fashion ties in a
jaunty Windsor knot. Emblazoned
thrice with Hamilton's likeness,
these are a must for the man about
town.
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Price:
£75.99 Place your order
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5.
TV3 DangerHere interview bloopers
video
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This hilarious
bloopers tape contains footage of
the numerous foul-ups, bloops and
blunders that halted take after take
of Aidan Cooney's recent TV3
interview with DangerHere
representative Ed Leahy. A comedy
classic.
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Price:
£62.49 Place your order
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6.
Trevor Welch fitness video
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Want to get in
shape for the summer? Then you need
a copy of this invaluable guide to
attaining that hard, athletic body
through the relaxing practice of
yoga. Allow yoga master Trevor Welch
help you towards that perfect
body.
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Price:
£62.49 Place your order
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