Jim McLean, one of the 
few managers who can
physically lift a side. 
Arthur Montford
 
        
 
 

The Physio
Your Injuries Sorted in a Flash 
 

 

Dear Physio

About two weeks ago, I was playing a match up in Ballyer when I came a cropper. This was a real six pointer and there was a bit of a hostile crowd present.

Anyway, I challenged for a ball over by their fans and I seemed to get a blow on the head. Our manager had a good look and decided that pouring half a bottle of cold water down the back of me neck would do the trick. I struggled on, but had to come off in the last ten. Had a splitting headache. 

The manager says to me after the game to take a bit of a rest and give training a miss that week. I do as he says, but when I return training, things are not much better.

Can you help me?

The Physio replies:

Alright son, seems like you have a bit of trouble there. Although I know yer manager was trying his best to help, sometimes injuries don’t clear up of their own accord. Obviuosly, it would be much easier if I was able to check you over meself, but from what you’ve said and your photo, three weeks out of the game and a series of massages, plenty of sun, and some heat treatment will have you right as rain in no time.

 

Dear Physio

A few weeks ago, I was playing in the Phoenix Park and I got meself injured when making a critical challenge. The whole bottom part of me left leg just went numb. I struggled on for another 40 minutes, but eventually asked to be taken off as I wasn’t doing meself any justice.

Well, I’ve had 2 weeks off now and if anything, things have gotten worse. I’m in constant pain now. Tried to go back training a few times, but each time, I’ve just broken down. Even stranger, I seem to have lost me left boot. I don’t where else to turn.

Can you advise?

Yours truly,
Tommy Thompson

The Physio replies:

A detailed look at the photo you have sent in to me suggests that your leg has been severed below the knee. This is quite a severe injury but not unheard of. My best advice is to apply a tournequet just above the knee to stop the blood flow and then apply a hot knife to cauterize the wound. We don’t want any nasty infection. The most important thing is to remain positive and get plenty of rest and vitamins. You’ll need all your strength if that leg is ever to grow back.

All the best

The Physio