12 purpose-built gantries with mini-bar and room for "guest".

Genuine broom cupboard with fitted TV for simulated EuroSport/TV3 "live" broadcasts.

Suite of sunbeds
(only for use by co-commentators).

Powerful supercomputer loaded with the styles of commentating pioneers like Motson and Hamilton, and capable of commentating on 5,000 matches simultaneously.

Automated handheld cliché generator. Create your own Soccer Saturday panel.

Car parking for 100,000 cars. No need to worry about your motor, park attendant Jimmy Magee will memorise its location.

Here at the Royal Institute of Commentating, we shape the voices of tomorrow and hold our hands up for the guff of today. The greatest commentators, pundits and panelists in the game have learned their trades amidst the marble majesty of our unique facility.

Testimonials

Like seasoned mechanics wrestling with the fanbelt of a rusty Hi-Ace, these guys got me where I am today.
G Hamilton

Tell you what. Spotters badge to this mob. I've done a course early doors, stayed in the wide awake club and gave it the full gun and now I've reaped the rewards. Diamond.
R. Atkinson

Yesssss. Real commentating people. One of the great institutes... No hold on.. this is a sham, these guys are charlatans, official Ireland's scurvy underbelly... no wait a minute, yess, Gilesy's been there..yes the greatest institute I've ever seen, bar none.
E Dunphy

Just loved this place. What a canteen. And a McDonalds just round the corner. Magic
A Cooney


Some of our Curricula	One-Off Lectures		Entry Criteria
Com01 Advanced Foreign Language Pronunciation Studies. Lecturer Joe Kinnear Venue The Des Champs Theatre Com02 The Importance of Impartiality Lecturer Trevor Welch Note. These lectures will be held off campus in the basement of the Man United superstore. Com03 Tolerating the Anchor Lecturer John Giles With special interactive demonstrations featuring Bill O'Herlihy.	Bringing levity to your broadcast with Clive Allen and Ray Houghton Make your chair your home - The Art of Reclining with Bill O'Herlihy Eschewing the cliché With Rodney Marsh A Life Outside Football With John Motson Football and the Cinema With Gerald Sinstadt		Strict entry requirements ensure that only the highest calibre candidates qualify for our courses. As well as possessing his or her own sheepskin coat, each applicant must obtain an Introductory Certificate in Basic Ronglish before commencing study. The Introductory Ronglish Examination can be completed online. Click here.
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