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including
Look
Out - It's 3hree
Ronglish Part 3
Gaffer - Peter's Internet Blunder
O'Leary's Disrepute Rap
Dream Team Round Up
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including
Big
Mick v Big Alf
Ronglish Part 2
Gaffer - Igor's Shame
Home Sweetner Home
Pudding Lane FC
Hard Man with Feet of Clay
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including
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Part 1
Jagged Little George
Ansah the Question
Erique's Nightmare
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| Blood!
Sweat! Tears! It's Time for.. |
| Commentator
Wars |
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Once
a year, sixteen commentators and
football pundits make it into the final
rounds of the greatest sporting event on
earth contested by sedentary middle-aged
men. Brace yourself - the finest
gladiators of Imperial Rome would have
quaked at the thought of competing in
Commentator Wars.
For all the
pre-tournament build-up Click
here
Then check out these first phase
previews and cheer on your man.
Des
Cahill v Michael Lyster
Trevor
Welch v Rodney Marsh
Big
Ron v John Motson |
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| Guff
Special (continued) |
| Learn
to Speak Ronglish - Part 4 |
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A
thorough rummage through
our Ronglish reference
books has come up with
three lesser known, yet
equally useful, Ronglish
building blocks. To
complete your Ronglish
education,
Click
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| Social
Analysis |
Football
Commentary:
A Cultural Evolution |
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claim that the art of football commentary has
surpassed the art of football
itself. This prompts the question “which
came first, football or the
football commentator”? Of
course, the answer is obvious to
all but the most demented of
historians. It was football...Click here |
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THIS
WEEK
The
King is reluctant to put out the welcome
mat for the "Flying
Pig". Click
here
Spurs Outlook reckons ENIC
have made a
Sol-id start. Click
here
The Souse Nous bemoans the over-emphasis
on the Champions League.Click here
ArmchairGooner calls the dogs off Robert
Pires. Click here
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Exclusive |
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Sleuths Uncover Plot to Steal Premiership |
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Ever-so-young
football manager David O'Leary
and some of his chums foil a plot by two
dastardly
Frenchmen to steal Old Man
Ferguson's
prize possession, the Premiership
Trophy.
Click here
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| A
Lambe For All Seasons |
Making
a Meal of Big Mac |
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Premier
Man charts the extraordinary
life of Thurles
footballing legend, Bunny Lambe
Click
here |
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Our
man Paul Little reckons Mick McCarthy
has come of age in the Ireland job. Click
here |
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"Ian Bishop -
smashing footballer.
Keeps a photo of Charlie
George in his sock you
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Diamond John
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Ballydehob's
first diamond
geezer gives the
bookies what
for.
Diamond
John says:
With it being a quiet
week on the club front,
I reckon you can't look
past the DangerHere main
event Commentator
Wars for this week's
winning wager.
How about these for
starters!
Gray,
Giles Final 8/1
Giles is the holder, and
if he can get past an intriguing
first round clash with
Dunphy, could go all the
way again, while Gray
looks a cert to come out
of the easier half of
the draw. Worth a punt.
Shortest Bout
Gray - Moore 4/1
Generous
odds as this
looks a
mismatch. Gray
looks meaner
than ever and
Moore struggled
to overcome a
jaded Sinstadt in
the qualifiers.
Could be ugly.
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