Once
Tony Daley
opens his legs,
you've got a problem.
Howard
Wilkinson
... and
Bonner has gone 165 minutes of these championships without conceding a
goal. Oh danger here...
including
Big
Mick v Big Alf
Ronglish Part 2
Gaffer - Igor's Shame
Home Sweetner Home
Pudding Lane FC
Hard Man with Feet of Clay
including
Ronglish
Part 1
Jagged Little George
Ansah the Question
Erique's Nightmare
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Out - It's 3hree
Music
lovers look set to join all the football fans
currently cringing behind the sofa, as TV3 broadcasting heavyweights
Aidan, Trevor, and Noel embark on a career in pop. Finger
on the pulse as always, DangerHere
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Learn
to Speak Ronglish - Part 3
It
seems that even George
Hamilton himself has
been checking out our
Ronglish lessons (see
Madness).
So not wanting to sell
the little genius short,
we present the third
installment in our bid
to equip the world with
the key phrases of the
language of commentating
kings. Click
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Dream
Team Angle
The
Dream Team Roundup
In
the first of our weekly Dream
Team roundups, we see Harchester
keeper Jamie Parker dig himself
into an even deeper hole just as
it looks like his gambling
problems are over. Click
here
THIS
WEEK The
King is not impressed with the United
Superstore. Click
here
The Souse Nous bemoans the over-emphasis
on the Champions League.Click here
ArmchairGooner calls the dogs off Robert
Pires. Click here Spurs Outlook waves goodbye to
George. Click
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An exhaustive DangerHere investigation
reveals that self-styled nice guy David
"Dave" O'Leary is to be exposed by FA mandarins as a charlatan
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Opinion
Irish
Clubs must Look to Europe
In
this week's Little at Large, Paul looks at the
future for
Irish clubs and reckons it's in Europe..
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Award
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The
DangerHere readers have spoken.
Despite consistent support for
Eamo's pen-chucking antics and a
late charge by Jimmy Magee, the
great George Hamilton
convincingly won last week's
poll with his seminal quote from
Italia '90: "The nation holds
its breath". Click
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result.
"Jaysus, sure if it
wasn't for Bowyer and
Woodgate, that Asian lad
would've been kilt!"
with
Diamond John
Ballydehob's
first diamond
geezer gives the
bookies what
for.
Diamond
John says:
As we enter the latter
stages of the footie
season. Consider these
odds from Cashmans in an
accumulator to keep you
interested for the
remainder of the season.
A pony investment might
provide you with the
reddies for a nice end
of season jolly up with
the lads. Go on my son
lump it on!!"
Liverpool v Tottenham FA
Cup Final 7/4
Pool are riding high and
should be able to
dispose of Wycombe. It's
the year of the 1, and
with the Gunners having
one eye on Europe, Spurs
could be on their way to
Cardiff.
Bayern Munich Champions
League outright winners
7/1
Following on from last
week's German double.
Now that the Bavarians
are through to the knock
out stages they should
give anyone a run for
their money, especially
given their strength at
home
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Premier league Top
scorer 5/4
Chelsea only have eyes
for the Premiership and
Jimmy Floyd should
provide the goals for a
European spot.
Blackburn to take second
spot in Nationwide 1st
Division 4/5
Rovers have the players
and the games in hand to
secure second spot
behind Fulham.
