Once Tony Daley 
opens his legs, 
you've got a problem.
Howard Wilkinson
 
          
 
 
Laughably poor mocked-up photo. Real one later.
Putting the Premier back in the Premiership
 

 

It's hard to imagine what the late Bunny Lambe would have made of it all. The dream of a 100% owned, spiritual home for his beloved Pudding Lane, crushed by a deal brokered by a club member he privately and publicly detested. Its hard to know what a lot of other members of the Thurles club are thinking at the moment in light of last Friday's announcement in the "Louise Morrisey Room" in Harry's Bar. Lambe's lifetime nemesis and the club's current development officer Leonard O'Leary was unashamedly apologetic that he failed to lead Pudding Lane to its promised land of Lambecom Park in Town West. It now seems likely that the whole Lambecom Park fiasco will result in the sacking of O'Leary from his trusted and treasured position within the club.

"Lucky Leonard" must surely be conscious of the irony surrounding the recent announcement. It seems like ages ago since he was riding the crest of a wave of popularity following the unveiling of plans for Lambecom Park. Lambecom Park was to provide a wonderful alternative to the club's rented grounds in Loughtagalla, known to the locals as Lambe Field. It was to be a state of the art junior soccer facility boasting changing rooms with hot and cold showers as well as a small but useful kitchen area, toilets and septic tank. The "Park" was to be built on a greenfield site at a cost of £60,000, with the money for the project coming from the proceeds of the club's successful series of poker classics as well as a sponsorship deal for naming rights to the ground agreed with Tony Lambe Mobile Communications. Further assistance for the project was to come from the generous donation of building supplies and labour from local merchants and builders.

The Pudding Lane announcement though was quickly overshadowed by the Thurles Urban District Council plan for a multipurpose sporting facility that could be used by a number of clubs in the greater Thurles area. The Stadium Thurles plan was an idea that quickly gained a broad base of local support. The town's rugby club was one of the first local sporting bodies to agree on a tenancy, followed by a commitment from the Fennellys to play at least one match there per season and the gun club's aim to relocate pheasant island to the Campus Thurles site. Up to last Friday Leonard O' Leary had repeatedly denied suggestions that Pudding Lane would also take up a tenancy in Stadium Thurles even though other club officers were questioning the beleaguered development officer on the escalating costs of the Lambecom Park project.

The deal agreed on Friday is attractive in any one's language. The substantial seating area complete with galvanised covered stand will allow Pudding Lane to hook the comfort conscious supporter it has consistently tried to attract to its games. The other attractive facilities on offer will surely raise the profile of the club in Tipperary and beyond. But not everyone is happy. Dissension is rife in the club at the moment if the mass brawl outside Harry's last Friday night is anything to go by. Apparently large bottles of cider were used as weapons and Garda reinforcements had to be called in from Templemore and Cashel to control the situation. Although Lambecom Park is officially dead as an idea its legacy could be a club torn asunder by recriminations and bitterness. Remember, you heard it first on Dangerhere.