It's EQUAL STEVEN
now, George.
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Special Report
The Man who can do it for Ireland - Home and Away
A couple of decent away draws aren't good enough for us - Macedonia is still too fresh in the memory. However, we reckon we've found the manager to solve Ireland's problems away from home. And content not to base our theory on pun alone, we expose our man's credentials to the most rigourous scrutiny. 
So Big Mick v Big Alf. Strike me Rome, there's only one winner. Click here

Guff Special (continued)
Learn to Speak Ronglish - Part 2
Last week, we brought you the first three key phrases in Big Ron's very own lingo, Ronglish. This week we continue to build your Ronglish vocabulary, and again show how you can integrate this vibrant language into your daily life.
Click here 
 
Triumphalism, frustration, begrudgery, and  conspiracy theories. That's our game. And biased nonsense aside, we have the latest news, fan polls, chatrooms and club shops as well.
THIS WEEK The Scouse Nous' main squeeze tires of UEFA Cup action.
The Spurs Outlook reckons its a watershed year.
The Dog sees the Geordies stop the rot and misses a couple of old boys.
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Opinion
Home Sweetner Home for the FAI
In this week's Little at Large, Paul Little reckons the FAI 
are about to pull off it's greatest ever coup. Click here
Anger
Hard Man with Feet of Clay
This week's And Another Thing sees Quasi-actor/hard man extraordinaire/unremarkable footballer Vinnie Jones 
taken to task. Click here

The DangerHere Poll
Since last week's poll was such a tightly fought contest, we've decided to hold it open for one more week. So make that vote count.


Which of these moments most deserves the accolade Greatest Irish Commentating Achievement?

Hamilton utters "The nation holds its breath" as O'Leary approaches that penalty.
The only man left in RTE, Fred Cogley tries his hand at soccer, racing, and handball commentary during the late eighties RTE strike.
Jimmy Magee recites every Irish Olympic medalist in history as Treacy closes in on LA silver.
Eamo chucks his pen in rage after Ireland's World Cup ignominy against Egypt.
Giles sings "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" to popular acclaim at golf club knees up.

Final Results

"Jaysus that Lennon fella would want to toughen up. Are you telling me he doesn't get half the going over when the Bhoys go to Ibrox."


with Diamond John


Ballydehob's first diamond geezer gives the bookies what for.

Diamond John says:
Hope all you punters heeded my advice and backed Raul for Champions League top scorer. After his double whammy against Leeds, you won't get that 14/1 this morning. With this sound investment in mind, click here to have a butcher's at this week's  beauties.

 66/1 Bayern M/ Kaiserslautern
German Euro Double

Bit of a long shot here, especially after Bayern's capitulation against Lyon, but you can never discount the Germans. Expect them to get the point that they need against the Arse (sorry ArmchairGooner). 

In the UEFA,  Kaiserslautern represent a real chance after Barca and The Pool who are both too short to represent any value. A successful fiver could get you that new whistle and flute and leave you change to treat 'her indoors to a night on the town. A bit of "Vor Sprung Durch Technik" for your money with the possibility of a nice li'l earner.

Here's something for the weekend. This 4 match forecast could net a nice bit of cash for Paddy's weekend.

Ipswich Town to beat Aston Villa 15/8
Bristol City to beat Bournemouth 7/4
Rotherham to beat Oldham 7/5
Tottenham to beat West Ham 12/5

It's the year of the '1, so I see Harry's lads going out here