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2. 9-3-2001 |
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A
disappointing week for guff on the Internet, as
DangerHere's customary trawl throughout the
footballer's web sites on Icons.com
came up with little of the usual unintentional
comedy. Alright, Dennis Bergkamp and Giles
Grimandi had a bit of a chat about foot and mouth,
but in general we reckon the editors have been
hard at work with the lads' efforts.
In fact, the only remark worthy of mention is a
comment from a couple of weeks back by another
Arsenal man, youth player David Bentley. Young
David speaks in awed tones about his reserve team
debut for the Gunners in a friendly against an
Ivory Coast selection. Although the Arse stiffs
eventually knocked in seven, Bentley was a bag of
nerves coming on a second half sub. Luckily
though, he looked around for assurance and noted "I
was playing alongside players such as Jermaine
Pennant, IGOR STEPANOVS and Nelson Vivas so I knew
that I had quality around me in case anything went
wrong"
Obviously Liam
Brady knocks high standards into the Highbury
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The League
Managers Association site is
basically just another news site with an emphasis
on managers instead of players. However, the
members section - where out of work gaffers can
post their CVs - looks like a bit of fun. Since
we're looking for a new boss for the
underachieving DangerHere Alexandra five-a-side
team, we had a look at some of the candidates.
Now most of the lads CV's were joyless affairs.
The likes of Roy Evans and Frank Clark simply
pointed to a League Cup here and a promotion
there. However, Mr. Terence Fenwick had no such
recourse to achievement listing - his three-year
spell at Portsmouth accruing little in the way of
honours. While he was always Terry to us when he
was ambling about after Maradona, the reinvented
Terence feels compelled to compile a weighty
Personal Statement to take the bare look off
things.
Terence contends
I was able
to greatly reduce the Club’s financial deficit
but above all, develop youngsters of the quality
of Russell Perrett, Lee Bradbury, Sammy Igoe, John
Aloisi, Deon Burton and Aaron Flahaven – some of
which were pluched (??) from non-league football
and have become major assets to the Club.
I'm sure he'll
get no argument there. Not content though, he
continues.
....and for less
than £1.3 million, I bought in players of the
quality of David Hillier....
Even the
ArmchairGooner couldn't raise a defence for this
one. Though no doubt Quality Dave saved the club's
travel department no end of cash by simply
procuring any necessary luggage from airport
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A look at
Soccernet's global section brought news of a
situation we usually only see at DangerHere Towers
when Mack M gets tired of losing at FIFA 2000 and
tries to get all his players sent off. A tense
Mexican championship encounter between Pachuca and
Puebla saw the home side take exception to their
4-1 drubbing, and incur the wrath of the amigo in
black to the tune of four red cards.
Another three then got the curly finger from a
displeased gaffer before Raymundo Gonzalez shipped
a knock and felt he couldn't possibly continue.
The Pachuca lads were now down to six so the game
was abandoned, much to the annoyance of the away
team who sensed a handy opportunity to bolster the
Goals For column.
The truncated fixture wasn't without its Irish
interest too. Old World Cup foe Garcia Aspe was
the beneficiary of the hosts indisipline, knocking
in all four of the Puebla goals. |
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| www.emmanuelpetit.com
Always
good for a chuckle. Witness...
"Emmanuel is fascinated by fashion and more
particularly leather. Discover the reason for this
passion... "
http://www.jorkyball.org/
New two-a-side football game. Is it a joke or are
they for real? Who can tell? |
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