It's EQUAL STEVEN
now, George.
John Giles
 
           
 
 
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They might be worrying about the effects of lost fixtures due to Foot and Mouth in the boardrooms of Croker or Lansdowne Road but in the back lounge of Harry's Bar in the square in Thurles, they're counting their blessings. 

The Pudding Lane FC committee were happy of the break brought about by the national scare and intend to use it to good effect. The club hopes to fully re-emerge from their winter of discontent by winning all their remaining fixtures in the Tipperary Southern and District League. 

Affable Lane manager, and footballing gentleman, Noelie Power has attributed his teams recent run of poor form to lack of peak fitness among some of his key players. You wouldn't expect a gent like Noelie to name and shame players, but Dangerhere believe he is referring to Dinny Costigan and Owen Dooley, Lane's lethal striking duo. 

Sources in Thurles say Dooley fell off the wagon at the start of December and was rarely seen out of the pubs of Thurles over the Christmas break. Costigan, on the other hand, has struggled with the reoccurence of an excessive eating disorder, which has caused his weight to balloon by four stone in the last few months. 

Power may have problems with Costigan and Dooley but he will be delighted with the impending return of Walter Ryan. Ryan, the enigmatic captain of the '96 league winning side, has not played competitively since March '98. His return to the fray has only been facilitated by his switch to the night shift above in GMX in Stradavoher.

Off the playing field the club committee are at an advanced stage in their preparations for the big night in the Anner Hotel on the 5th of April. This special once off social to mark the centenary of the birth of club legend and Tipperary soccer great, the late Bunny Lambe, promises to be a memorable occasion. Members of the Lambe family from as far away as Canada will be in attendance on the night as well as local TDs, Michael Lowry and Michael Smith.

Who won't be attendance at the Lambe night is under 15s captain Eddie Coppinger. Eddie is spending that week on trial at third division heavyweights, Barnet. The club's youth development officer, John Ward sees Eddy's trial as a vindication of the club's youth policy. On a sadder note the club was rocked by the news of the death following an accident in London of Colm "Clumsey" Cooney. Colm played with the club at all grades from the under 8's up.
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