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Final Results


Ballydehob's first diamond geezer gives the bookies what for.

This week's best bets.

14/1 Raul
Top scorer Champs. League

Diamond John reckons:
Raul's a super bet here. 3 goals already. still takes the pens and Real looking like going all the way. Get in there.

10/1 Liverpool and Bohs
FA/FAI Cup double

Diamond John reckons:
It'll upset the Hoops fan at DangerHere Towers, but I see Roddy with silverware this May. As for The Pool, when your luck's in -and theirs is - ride it out my son, ride it out.