Adriano locked in hotel – denied pies

- New diet for former Inter star follows controversial riding incident....

Harry Redknapp rejects Milan Mandaric retail therapy suggestion

- Acquitted gaffer refuses to blow off steam by going shopping....

Early setback for John Terry PR drive

- Ramires hug cancelled out at Chelsea training ground....

Breen, White and Gold

- The latest stop on the long and winding road to find Ireland a half-decent song for Euro 2012....

Ivan Yates loses his seat to Niall Quinn

- Quinny reminds us of top career achievement - knocking Steve McMahon out....

Gary Neville picks his England team for the Euros

- The Ox has clearly made quite an impression on Gaz during those three Premier League starts....

The kick in the stomach is a gesture of endearment in Uruguay

- Luis Suárez off the hook this time after cultural research goes on long into the night. ...