A tribute to football’s geographically challenged:

10. “Costacurta, the Portuguese international… Shevchenko, the Uruguayan international…”
Trevor Welch

9. “Newport 0, Wrexham 1. Well done to the Welsh there.”
Radio 2 newsreader

8. “Romania are more Portuguese than German.”
Barry Venison

7. “The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.”
Andy Townsend

6. “Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.”
Des Lynam

5. “Ajax have players from all over the world, from Africa, Egypt, Belgium.”
Noel King

4. “They’ve given themselves a mountain…err… Mount Everest… which is just around the corner from here.”
John Aldridge was in Basel, Switzerland.

3. “It’s only a small place Deportivo.”
Mark Lawrenson

2. “It was like living in a different country.”
Ian Rush on his time at Juventus.

1. “I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.”
Mark Draper