Gaffta Awards chronicles a novel
awards ceremony for football's
greatest guff merchants.
as Uncle Bobby Robson, King Kev
and Gordon Strachan battle it
out gaffe for gaffe for the Best
Ronglish, the unique language
devised by Big Ron before his
fall from grace.
if sheepskin statto Motty can
snatch the Best Commentator title
from Manchester United's number
one fan Clive Tyldesley.
take off your hat to the select
band of players who can generate
nonsense with the best of them:
the belching Gazza, preening Beckham,
miserable Merson and, surprisingly,
Alan 'Mary Poppins' Shearer.
pundits, foreign stars and radio
stars all have their own awards,
while we also identify football's
answer to Sid James in our 'Carry-On
course, it's not all about the
winning. From Lawro to Rodney
Marsh, from Des Lynam to Ian Holloway,
The Gaffta Awards profiles dozens
of football's richest sources
of natural gas, and features hundreds
of the funniest quotes and gaffes.
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