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THE GAFFTA AWARDS
will be available in bookshops from
Monday November 15th
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The Gaffta Awards chronicles a novel awards ceremony for football's greatest guff merchants.

Thrill as Uncle Bobby Robson, King Kev and Gordon Strachan battle it out gaffe for gaffe for the Best Gaffer gong.

Learn Ronglish, the unique language devised by Big Ron before his fall from grace.

See if sheepskin statto Motty can snatch the Best Commentator title from Manchester United's number one fan Clive Tyldesley.

And take off your hat to the select band of players who can generate nonsense with the best of them: the belching Gazza, preening Beckham, miserable Merson and, surprisingly, Alan 'Mary Poppins' Shearer.

Anchors, pundits, foreign stars and radio stars all have their own awards, while we also identify football's answer to Sid James in our 'Carry-On Commentating' category.

Of course, it's not all about the winning. From Lawro to Rodney Marsh, from Des Lynam to Ian Holloway, The Gaffta Awards profiles dozens of football's richest sources of natural gas, and features hundreds of the funniest quotes and gaffes.

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TITLE: The Gaffta Awards
From Becks to Big Ron: Celebrating the Wonderful World of Football Speak

PUBLISHED BY: Mainstream Publishing

PAPERBACK: 270 pages

ISBN: 1840189223


PRICE: £6.99

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