The
Gaffta nominees are responsible
for some of the very finest
football quotes:
"Nicholas
Anelka left Arsenal for 23 million
and they built a training ground
on him."
Kevin Keegan didn't sign Anelka,
he excavated him.
"His
tackle was definitely pre-ordained."
Glenn Hoddle sees a too-footed
lunge written in scripture.
"When
he makes a decision, there's
no arms thrown in the air and
no gestating."
Kindly Niall Quinn spare a thought
for an infertile referee.
"Bryan
Robson wears his shirt on his
sleeve."
Brian Moore spots a potential
problems at throw-ins.
"I
can see the carrot at the end
of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce has the pefect
incentive for a bunch of donkeys.
"He
dribbles a lot and the opposition
don't like it. You can see it
all over their faces."
Ron Atkinson has always chosen
his words carefully.
"He
signals to the bench with his
groin."
Mark Bright spots a stricken
Villa player. Dion?
"The
Baggio brothers, of course,
are not related."
George Hamilton clears up his
own mess. Sort of.
"Well
his foot was high and that's
why he got his penalism."
Quintessential Frank Stapleton.
"Venegoor
turns and just lampoons it into
the net."
Tommy Smyth reveals satire is
PSV's most potent attacking
weapon.
