Would you stand idly by while this man hung about opportunistically outside your box?

Legendary cartoonist and Dangerhere Towers nightwatchman Neil Ardiff  recently  made a trip to Sweden to investigate the source of the 20 cent fish and chip dinners they are serving in IKEA.

Unfortunately, he became sidetracked from his mission and instead purchased a pack of playing cards bearing the likenesses of famous footballers.

The highlight, unquestionably, was this frightening spectacle.


Frodo Baggins meets the sugar plum fairy meets the most demented kind of serial killer.

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