Would you stand idly by while this man hung about opportunistically outside your box?

Legendary cartoonist and Dangerhere Towers nightwatchman Neil Ardiff  recently  made a trip to Sweden to investigate the source of the 20 cent fish and chip dinners they are serving in IKEA.

Unfortunately, he became sidetracked from his mission and instead purchased a pack of playing cards bearing the likenesses of famous footballers.

The highlight, unquestionably, was this frightening spectacle.

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Frodo Baggins meets the sugar plum fairy meets the most demented kind of serial killer.

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