Milan Jovanovic attempts a biting tackle.

Gremio’s Barueri’s Pedrão

You could have knocked him down with a feather.

Didier’s disgraceful ditty:

It’s clear from his Champions League punditry that Souey doesn’t like foreigners much.

This, however, is far from a recent phenomenon.

“Look, I’ve got blue socks,”  says Souey in a bid to distract the referee. (1m 57 secs)

The paper ball that cost Hamburg UEFA glory.

Not the best way to clear your lines.

This makes Berba’s effort look like a piledriver (50 secs in)

No doubt Jose won’t let anyone hear the end of this.

Now Boro’s David Wheater just needs something to celebrate.

Romanian sideline reporter keeps her head.

Seb Johansson has a love note for the fourth official.

Brian Kidd had nothing on Reims gaffer

Still plenty of life in Dean Windass.

The classic handbags in Zaragoza.

Desmond Squire credits himself in Old Firm clash.