Seedorf is Italy’s Willy Wonka

Is this Italy’s answer to Big Ron?

One man show

Fired-up Cameroon footballer takes on all-comers in Iran.

For he’s a jolly good Afellay

Wonder finish at PSV training.

Jimmy Bullard washes and goes

Jimmy doesn’t bring two bottles into the shower.

John Terry not amused at autograph prank

JT greets “sorry Wayne” autograph request with some suspicion. Are you f****** winding me up?

Wind-assisted own-goal

Strong wind and dodgy keeper conspire to create finest own-goal for many a year.

Facing up to a penalty kick

An oldie but a goodie. A painful way to keep out a spotter.

Johnny Terry

Italian TV look to protect JT.

Karim Benzema gets pulled off in training

Will there finally be a happy ending for Benzema at Real Madrid?

Keystone Cops defending in the Netherlands

Enterprising run from Feyenoord’s Georginio Wijnaldum sends three Den Haag players spinning.

Keeping an open goal interesting

If only Kaźmierczak could keep a cool head in front of goal.

Mascot unmasked for goal celebration

Roger gets carried away and mascot battles gamely to retain anonymity.

QPR streaker

Severe lack of pace exposed among Rangers stewards.

Windass full of beans

With his way with words, scant attention to what’s happening in his game and inability to communicate the most basic information, it can surely be just a matter of time before Dean Windass is promoted to the main Soccer Saturday panel.

David Villa bender

Conventional pitch too easy for Valencia man.

Referee sinks the showboat

The real inspiration behind Nani’s more productive outing.

Rene Higuita bows out

El Loco signs off in fitting style.

Harry Redknapp has laugh at journo’s expense

Leeds’ last minute equaliser was on ‘Arry’s itinerary all along.

Duisburg awarded goal a yard from line

The referee in Duisburg – Frankfurt awards a reverse Pedro Mendes.

Man in middle turns down Gilberto’s advances