Souey unimpressed with Thierry

Ronnie Whelan reckons the Austrians are playing too many killer balls

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Quote of the tournament

Different class from a perplexed Mister Magee at Italy-Romania

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Rare humility from Razor

Ray Houghton must have had a few to commemorate Stuttgart;

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Euro 2008 early guff round-up

George marvels at Turk battling on with gurney strapped to leg

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Looking on the bright side with Razor

The rest of the human world are agog at Holland’s lightning break for goal number two and Geo van Bronckhorst’s miraculous reincarnation as a genious.  Read More »

Learning from your mistakes

No Turkish Christian names for George this time round;

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Narrowing it down with Eamon Dunphy

An ongoing series;

“If you backed Portugal, you can take your betting slip and tear it up.”

“I would cross the French off the list of possible winners Bill.”

“I wouldn’t put either Italy or Holland up there as contenders to win the tournament.”

Rare lack of practicality from Gilesy

This tournament’s answer to “personal stereos and third-level education destroying the standard of international football”.

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The Ronaldo fatwa reignited

And in some style by Gilesy;

“Marilyn Monroe was the greatest star in the world but she was never known as a great actor. Ronaldo is like that.”

Ireland’s brightest daily will be chuffed

Has Eamo forgotten his other paymasters?

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